And So It Goes


Jill.

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

(via yelled)

tillieeve28:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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the-notsogreat-spiderguy

(via yelled)

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

(via yelled)

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

(via yelled)

sorry:

my day after being forced to get out of bed early:

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(Source: sorry, via yelled)

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via enthusispastic)

tayrurr:

first hug after a 6 month deployment!

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via yelled)